Oh this is fucking wonderful. I don’t even have a best friend anymore because her scumbag boyfriend is now everything to her and I mean nothing :)


nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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why do drugs when you can do me

californi-ugh-blog asked:
Are you still virgin?

2hot2bstr8:

Yes. And I’m also a 90-year old woman whose talents include walking on water, spinning straw into gold, and lifting my arms to fly. Lol.


nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)


laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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When it rains outside
  • Facebook: 22 statuses
  • Twitter: 37 tweets
  • Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
  • Tumblr: What is outside?

glossynympheteyes:

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

hashbrovvn:

i like how i have the equivalent to a whole high school of followers but if i talk in front of 20 people i shit my pants