lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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arefinedrascal:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky)

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?


Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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